nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

or go to my boobs  or both

spaceandweed:

Space Paradise

pianopunk:

If you say “Monster trucks and boobies” three times facing a mirror in the dark a straight white boy will appear and talk about his favorite sports team and ask you what you’d do to him if he were real. To abolish this curse casually mention periods. (Note that this will not work if you are menstruating) 

If you say “Monster trucks and boobies” three times facing a mirror in the dark a straight white boy will appear and talk about his favorite sports team and ask you what you’d do to him if he were real. To abolish this curse casually mention periods. (Note that this will not work if you are menstruating) 

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